As you may recall, Pat Robertson declared the PBS Teletuby, "Tinky Winky", was gay. Here's why he can't be.
1. The Purse doesn't match the shoes. Purple AND Red. I mean really, clash-o-rama.
2. He's obese. Everybody knows that gay men (especially public figures) are in remarkable shape.
3. That headpiece. Though it gets snaps for its FABULOUS height, it really doesn't have much in the way of frills. It's just a triangle. A true gay person would have accessorized it with beads and/or something frilly.
4. He hangs out in a meadow. Ummmm...skip that one: George Michael in the park ruined that one for me.
5. The name Tinky Winky. I don't know a gay man on the planet who would keep a name like that. HELLO. It screams, "I'm small down there and I don't care who knows it."
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