She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can't believe this has happened.
She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins to berate him, screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all of the trouble going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!!! How could you???!!! I can't believe this has happened! I just found out I am 5 weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! How could you??? Well, what have you got to say???"
There is nothing but silence on the phone.
She screams again: "CAN YOU HEAR ME???!!!!
She finally hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!!
To: Your Friend's email
From: Your email
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