There was a little fly swimming about a foot over the water's surface of a pond. A fish saw him and decided he wanted to eat him, but knew he wouldn't be able to reach. He decided to wait until the fly dropped six inches, then jump up and eat him. On the bank, a bear had noticed the fish staring at the fly, and decided he would wait until the fly dropped six inches, then get catch the fish while he jumped towards the fly. Across the pond, a hunter was waiting to shoot the bear, but he needed the bear to bend down for a clear shot. He decided to wait until the fly dropped six inches, the fish went for the fly, and the bear went for the fish. Meanwhile, a mouse was admiring the cheese sandwich in the hunter's pocket. He decided to wait and hope the sandwich would fall out of the hunter's pocket when he shot the bear. Several feet away, a cat had decided to wait until the fly dropped six inches, the fish went for the fly, the bear went for the fish, the hunter went for the bear, the mouse went for the sandwich, then try to get the mouse.

Suddenly, the fly dropped six inches. The fish jumped for the fly, and got grabbed by the bear. The hunter shot the bear, and dropped his sandwich. The mouse went for the sandwich, and the cat pounced on the mouse but misjudged the distance and landed in the pond.

Moral of the story: When a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet