A man went to a weight loss clinic, and told the doctor that he had tried every way to lose weight he could think of, but with no success. After talking with the man for several minutes, the doctor said he could help the man lose weight easily.

The next morning, the man heard a knock at his door, and found a fairly attractive woman wearing nothing but sexy lingerie, with a sign that said, "If you catch me, you can fuck me." He chased her around for an hour, caught her, and fucked her. During the process, he lost ten pounds!!!

He called the doctor and told him excitedly that he wanted to lose twenty pounds the next day!!!! The following morning, the man answered his door and found the most beautiful women he'd ever seen, completely naked except for a sign that said, "If you catch me, you can fuck me." He chased her around for two hours, fucked her, and managed to lose twenty pounds!!!

He called up the doctor and excitedly told him he wanted to lose 50 pounds!!!!!! The next morning, the man heard the knock on his door. When he opened it, he saw a giant, pissed-off gorilla with a huge erection, wearing a sign that said, "If I catch you, I will fuck you."