Editor's note: Very similar to one we recently posted, but it's a decent variation on a theme.

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A blonde walks into a salon wearing head-phones and asks to get her hair cut, the stylist says that she has to take off her head-phones first. The blonde refuses to take them off saying that she'll die if she does. The stylist sits her down and cuts around the head-phones.

The next day the blonde comes back complaining to the sylist that she doesn't like her hair cut, the stylist tells her once again that she must take off the head-phones in order to cut her hair. The blonde tells her once again that if she does she'll die.

So the stylist takes them off of her, and the blonde drops dead...the stylist puts on the head-phones and she hears "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, breathe out...etc.