What do a Divorce in Arkansas, a Tornado in Kansas, and a Hurricane in Florida have in Common?
Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.

Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under are not admitted.

What do you get when you have 32 people from Arkansas in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
Everyone there has the same DNA.

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

Arkansas just got a new 3 Million Dollar State Lottery that has become extremely popular.
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

The Governor's Mansion in Arkansas burned down recently.
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Two guys from Arkansas are walking down the street towards each other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha'll got in'a bag?"
"Chickens" says Tommy Ray.
"If I guess how many ya got in 'ere, can I haf one?
"Man, iffin ya'll kin guess that I'll give ya both of em."
"Ok, uuummmmmmm..........five?"
"Jes a sec, let's count em an see if ya got it right."

A man from Arkansas came home and found his trailer on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My trailer's on fire!"
"Ok," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"
"I donno, don't ya'll still have them big red trucks?"