A man married the horniest women in the world. She is beautiful and horny all the time. The go at like animals every night. But the man has to go on a business trip, and is sacred that his wife will just get laid by the first thing with a dick. So he goes to a sex shop and explains to the man behind the counter what his problem is. The man behind the desk says "how about the Didso 5000 or the vibratron?" and the man replies "No, not good enough"

"Right , come out back"

They walk outside and the shop assistant leads them to stainless steel box. He opens it, in side there is something that looks like a moldy old banana. "what the hell is that"

"That's the voodoo dick" the assistant replies "voodoo dick, door" said the assistant. The dick hovered out of its box and began to bang the door down. "Voodoo dick, box" The dick went back to its box. "I'll take it"

"Ok the only problem is every time it is asked to do something, it gets less obedient"

The man goes home and gives it to his wife. she loves it, So the man goes on the business trip and comes back a week later. His wife is in their room and is shouting "Its stuck" the man gets her in the car and drives her to the hospital. But on the way the get pulled over by a police man because he sees the wife bouncing up and down in the car. they explain there story and the police and says "Voodoo dick my ass"