Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The Brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.

After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms.
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A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heroes.
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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning."
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's startin to rain and the top is down."