one day a blond was driving down the road when she spotted another blond in a field of tall oats. the blond was sitting in a canoe paddling through the oats. she wonders what she is doing so she pulls into the road by the field and rolls down the window. she yells to the blond in the field, "what are you doing?" the blong in the canoe answers, "i'm rowing my canoe in the sea of oats, i need to keep afloat." the blond in the car rolls up the window and says to herself, "you know, it's blonds like that who give us a bad name. if i could swim i'd go over there and give her a piece of my mind!!!!"