Okay, there was a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a towel at the beach. she notices a guy approaching her and she says to him "sir, could you please give me a hug, I've never been hugged before?" so the guy says sure and gives her a hug and walks away. then the woman notices another guy coming along, so she says to him, "sir, can you give me a kiss, I've never been kissed before?" So the guy says sure and gives he a kiss and walks away. now, the third guy comes along, and the woman figures shes had good luck so far so she says to the guy, "can you screw me, I've never been screwed before?" so this guy says sure. he picks her up and throws her into the water and says, "there, now you're screwed!!!!!!!"