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Rear-end Emoticons (PG)

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_e=3Dmc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

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And two quickass quotes:

"When I die I want to be buried upside down so the world can kiss my ass."

"I would like to see thing from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass."

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