Two Bungy jumping experts were traveling around the U.S. building towers on the street corners for bungy jumpers to use. After not finding anymore available corners in the U.S., they decided to go to Mexico and build some.

So they found a street corner, and the 2 men began to build their tower. First, about 5 Mexicans stood below watching as it was being built. Then a few more joined, and finally there were about 25 watching as the men were building. Finally it was done, and it needed to be tried out.

So......one of the men decided to give it the test. '' I'll go first. You stand here and grab me as I bounce back to the top.'' So the man goes, and as he comes back up, his face is all bloody and smashed. The man who was to grab him missed. As he bounces back up for the second time, the one man tries to grab his arm, and his arm falls off. On the third attempt to grab the bungy jumping fool, he is a total mess....blood all over his back and legs.

The man on the landing FINALLY is able to grab ahold of the doomed bungy jumping man. The man tells him....''I'm so sorry. I think we need to make the bungy cord alot shorter.'' But the man on the bungy cord replies...''No, the cord is OK. But tell me....What is a pinata??''