The 11th Commandment

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Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope, and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner. They decided that the only course of action was to create an 11th Commandment. But the problem remained, exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration.

After great meditation and discussion, they finally got it right...

''THOU SHALT NOT COMFORT THY ROD WITH THY STAFF.''

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