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These two gay guys are spending the day at the zoo, when they come across this large gorilla with a massive erection.

The first guy says the other guy ''look at the size of that'' and proceeds to put his hand into the cage to fondle it.

Next thing he knows the gorilla grabs him, pulls him into the cage, and proceeds to have his wicked way with him.

A couple of days later his pal visits him in hospital and he asks ''are you hurt''.

He quickly replied, ''Of course I am, he hasn't written, or phoned, or anything!''


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