Mirronr on the Wall

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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where there is a very special mirror in the Ladies Room. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.

However, if one tells a lie - - *poof* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

One day a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, ''I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world.'' *poof* The mirror swallows her!

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, ''I think that I am the sexiest woman alive.'' *poof* The mirror swallows her!

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, ''I think...'' - - - *poof* - - -

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