The Princess and the Frog

The Princess and the Frog (R)

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, 'I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mother and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.'

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought, 'I don't fucking think so.'

(Rated R just because a guy rated the joke.)

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