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I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
- Jerry Seinfeld.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
- Doug Larson.

My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.

What was green and a great trick shooter?
Annie Okra

I leaf you with all this wisdom.




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