"Man, that little bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh." -- Christopher Robin
Marauders 101: Always remember to pillage & rape BEFORE you burn!
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- American writer, Lillian Day (b. 1893)
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? (to some of you twits out there... don't bother answering this question, IT'S JUST A JOKE!)
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Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog
-- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.