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Everybody loves some bawdy sometime.

Definitions:
Hale-Bop.........Healthy Fuck
Heaven's Gate....Microsoft Mansion

"Man, that little bastard smells.
No wonder they call him Pooh."
-- Christopher Robin

Marauders 101:
Always remember to pillage & rape BEFORE you burn!

A lady is one who never shows her
underwear unintentionally.
-- American writer, Lillian Day (b. 1893)

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
(to some of you twits out there... don't bother
answering this question, IT'S JUST A JOKE!)




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