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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.


Jesus saves,
Allah forgives,
Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.


On the sixth day, God created the platypus.
And God said: let's see those evolutionists figure THIS one out.


And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."




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