The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see those evolutionists figure THIS one out.
And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."
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-- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.