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I am Clinton of Borg.
You will not really be assimilated, exactly...

I am Janet Reno of Borg.
Resisters will be barbecued. Waco is irrelevant.

I am Stephanopolous of Borg.
It's not assimilation, it's diversity...

I am Regan of Borg.
Prepare to be ... uh, I don't recall.

I am GaGa of Borg.
Resistance turns me on.

I am Kojak of Borg.
Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.

I am Ginsu of Borg.
You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!

I am Hamlet, of Borg!
Prepare to be...or not to be...

I am Oprah of Borg.
So, why did you assimilate your husband?

I am Lancelot of Borg.
Resistance is feudal.

I am Haskell of Borg.
You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver.

I am Lennon of Borg.
Imagine there's no assimilation...

I am Baez of Borg.
What if we gave an assimilation and nobody came?

I am Opie of Borg.
Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?

I am Quayle of Borg.
Speling is irelevante.

I am Smorgas of Borg.
You will be marinated.

I am Fonda of Borg.
After assimilation, you will have Buns of Steel.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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