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$100 Tattoo (in a painful area) (PG)
19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation (PG)
20 Terms for Reverse Peristalsis (throwing up) (PG)
20 Types of Blokes at the Urinal (PG)
20 Ways to say someone is drunk (PG)
A Mathmetician, a philosopher, a blonde, and Satan... (PG)
A Mother's Tale of potty training (PG)
A Shit to Remember (R)
Alphabet for the bathroom (PG)
American bathroom (PG)
And the winner is? (PG)
Bad Coffee (sick) (PG)
Careful control (PG)
Chinese Laundry (PG)
Cleaning bill (R)
Close Quarters (G)
Constipation medicine (G)
Constipation Remedy (PG)
Dark cloud (PG)
Definitely Defining "Definitely" (R)

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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!