Click Here to Visit our Sponsor

The cow dealer (G)
Send this joke to a friend!

The Cow Dealer A farmer had been ripped-off several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
- Basic cow 499.95
- Shipping and handling 35.75
- Extra stomach 79.25
- Two tone exterior 142.10
- Produce storage compartment 126.50
- Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
- Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
- Automatic fly swatter 88.50
- Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
- Deluxe dual horns 59.25
- Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
- 4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
- Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36

Send this joke to a friend!
Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!!
To:
Your Friend's email		From:
Your email

Back to the Index