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Ways to describe people you meet (G)
Send this joke to a friend!Some useful descriptions of people you may encounter from day to day:
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
A room temperature IQ
Got a full 6-pack, but he's missing the plastic thingy that holds them
together
A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on
Bright as Alaska in December
During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group
One celled organisms outscore him on IQ tests
Fell out of the family tree
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
He's so dense that light bends around him
If he were any more stupid, you'd have to water him twice a week
Its hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm
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