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This is puportedly an excerpt from a recent live
interview on one of the regional Welsh radio stations

A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club:
(this is more fun if you imagine thick/sweet Welsh accents)
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Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do
with these children on this adventure
holiday?

Jones: We're going to teach them climbing,
abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the range.

Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

Jones: I don't see how, we will be teaching them
proper range discipline before they even
touch a firearm.

Interviewer: But you're training, and equipping them to
become violent killers.

Jones: Well, you are fully trained and equipped to
be a prostitute, but you're not one are you?

Needless to say, the interview was terminated almost
immediately......