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Haiku error messages (G)
Send this joke to a friend!Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible unhelpful geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku:
A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.
*****
The Web site you seek
cannot be located
but endless others exist.
*****
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
*****
Aborted effort.
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.
*****
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
*****
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
''My novel'' not found.
*****
The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
*****
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
*****
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire:
The network is down.
*****
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
*****
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
*****
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which one has occurred.
*****
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
*****
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
*****
Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.
*****
Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: ''File not found.''
*****
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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