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Presidential Kneepads! (PG)
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WASHINGTON D.C. (Rooters) Incredibly, it now appears that over the last five years the White House actually issued these official knee-pads to all female interns between the ages of 18 and 29.

'It's something we haven't seen since the Kennedy Administration,' Landford Phlegm, official White House historian, said yesterday. 'What a guy! It only proves he isn't in it to meet heads of state.'

But since the scandal broke, the White House has sought to rid itself of its surplus. 'We had several hundred pair on hand,' one aide reported. 'Enough to last until the year 2000. Well -- almost enough.'

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