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Words to improve your vocabulary (G)
Send this joke to a friend!Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out
Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period
Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex
Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where artist or scientists dwell without funding
Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to remove relatives who come to visit
Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep
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