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Shakespearean Insult Kit (G)
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THE OFFICIAL DO-IT YOURSELF SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT
To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one
word from each of the three columns below, and
preface it with 'Thou':
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
dankish dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
impertinent fool-born gudgeon
jarring guts-griping harpy
loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mewling idle-headed lewdster
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
puking knotty-pated malt-worm
puny milk-livered mammet
qualling motley-minded measle
rank onion-eyed minnow
reeky plume-plucked miscreant
roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
surly rump-fed puttock
tottering shard-borne pumpion
unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
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