Click Here to Visit our Sponsor
Question and answer time (G)
Send this joke to a friend!Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what
are they called when they fly over the bay?
A. bagels
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A. Olive as in 'olive the other reindeer'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into
the
boat to cross the Potomac River?
A. Men .... get in the boat...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
|