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The Top 15 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

15> 'This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?'

14> 'Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?'

13> 'What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?'

12> 'Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?'

11> 'It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified.'

10> 'You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse.'

9> 'Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!'

8> 'You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night.'

7> 'That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.'

6> 'According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.'

5> 'If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?'

4> 'I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.'

3> 'Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!'

2> 'By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.'

1> 'Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*.'