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Rejected State Mottos (PG)
Send this joke to a friend!ALABAMA:
Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS:
Exporters of Everything But Honesty
CALIFORNIA:
Se Habla Ingles
FLORIDA:
The Gunshine State
GEORGIA:
The Culture State: Jews and Negroes Allowed Since 1993
INDIANA:
Home of Dan Quayle
KANSAS:
Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
KENTUCKY:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
LOUISIANA:
I Drink, Therefore I Am
MARYLAND:
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
MINNESOTA:
Land of 10,000 Lakes and a Lot of Really WHITE People
MISSOURI:
We're kinda to the west of Indiana and east of Kansas... and oh yeah we're right near Iowa!
MONTANA:
Only a few of us are nutbar freaks who build bombs and put them in the mail.
NEW JERSEY:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW YORK:
People say we're ambivalent and aggressive-we don't give a s___, so F___ you... ... you fuggin' bitch... ... COME ova heah you f___ and I'll givya sumptn' a smile about you fuggin' jerkoff
NORTH CAROLINA:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
OHIO:
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
OKLAHOMA:
Some People Say We Don't Suck
OREGON:
Jerry Garcia was here!
PENNSYLVANIA:
Who Needs Hallucinogens When It's Still 1689?
RHODE ISLAND:
Yeah We're Small, But We're Big Where it Counts
SOUTH DAKOTA:
Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE:
The Educashun State
TEXAS:
Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed
UTAH:
One Word: POLYGAMY!
VIRGINIA:
We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
WASHINGTON:
Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp Dude
WEST VIRGINIA:
Make the age for sexual freedom a number we can all count to: Fourteen
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