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Thanksgiving Craft (PG)
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Only for the truly demented...

You Will Need:
Felt markers or crayons, sticky-tape, construction paper, blunt scissors,
a parent's permission.

1) Place your hand flat on a sheet of construction paper.

2) Cut your hand off with the blunt scissors. The faster you go, the less
it will hurt!

3) Cauterize your stump on an electric burner. Ask your parents for help.

4) Decorate the hand to look like a turkey with the markers, paper and
sticky-tape. Gobble-gobble!

5) Hang your turkey on the front door with nails or a staple gun.

Happy Thanksgiving!




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