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Holy Accident (G)
Send this joke to a friend!A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a
bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of the clerics is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees
the priest's car and asks, "So you're a priest. I'm a
rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but
we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must
have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely..
This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of Morgen David wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands
the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back
to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the
police."
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