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I want it NOW (R)
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I know I haven't known you very long,
and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon,
but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while
and I can already feel it
going in good and hard
and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no
one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs
and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help!
You must think by now,
that I have a lot of nerve
but I can feel my
tongue wrapping around it
and sucking out all the
juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer...
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Do you have a piece of gum?


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