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Presidental Refreshement (PG)
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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, ''Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!''
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ''I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having''.
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