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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, 'Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner.' - Lynda Montgomery

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

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