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Novel Ways to Relieve Stress (PG)
Send this joke to a friend!Jam minature marshmallows up your nose -- and try to sneeze them out.
Use you MasterCard -- to pay your Visa bill.
Pop some popcorn -- without putting the lid on.
When someone says, ''Have a nice day'' -- tell them you have other plans.
During your next meeting -- sneeze and the loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.
Find out what a frog in a blender -- really looks like.
Make a list of things -- you have already done.
Dance naked -- in front of your pets.
Put your child's clothes on backwards -- and send them off to school as if nothing was wrong.
Thumb through the National Geographic -- and draw underwear on the Natives.
Go shopping and buy everything you want -- sweat in them and return them the next day.
Drive to work -- in reverse.
Read the dictionary backwards -- and look for subliminal messages.
Start a nasty rumor -- and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.
Bill your doctor -- for the time you spent in his waiting room.
Get a box of condoms -- wait in line at the checkout and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.
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