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Warning Labels (G)
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The scary part is somebody must have done it before they wrote the label. . .

Ray-O-Vac batteries: "WARNING: If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose, see doctor."

Axius Sno-Off Automobile Windshield Cover: "WARNING: Never drive with the cover on your windshield."

Batman, The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween Costume box: "WARNING: Cape does not enable wearer to fly."

A TV: "WARNING: Do not pour liquids in your television."

In a restroom: "Do not eat the urinal cakes."

Silly Putty: "WARNING: Not for use as earplugs."

Baby Carriage: "Step One: Remove baby."

Hair Drier: "Do not use while sleeping."

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