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Top 10 Reasons MS Wants to Buy Group Health's Eastside Hospital (G)
Send this joke to a friend!10. Place to treat MSFT ''Post Stock Split'' depression (for those who bought too late).
9. Great place to store copies of Microsoft Bob.
8. Marketing though it was a real cool place to develop MS Anti-Virus.
7. Testing facility for MS HMO Version 1.0
6. Cheaper than Bill's house - and has 4 more beds.
5. First stage of master plan to implant Intel/Windows control chips in MS Employees.
4. Efficient way to distribute Prozac to Windows 98 Developers.
3. Psychiatric ward AKA ''store house'' for those people that insist on using OS/2 Warp, Mac and ''other'' operating systems.
2. Melinda said she needed a nursery.
And the number one reason...
Need recovery ward for those who installed IE 4.0
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