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The Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Werewolves (G)
Send this joke to a friend!16> In a steamy shower, bottle of Nair looks just like bottle of shampoo.
15> Obnoxious frat boys who attempt to ruffle you with a different type of 'full moon.'
14> Jason Bateman's portrayal not quite as sympathetic as Michael J. Fox's.
13> Constant wet-dog smell on your car's upholstery.
12> Most people get all freaked out by a friendly get-acquainted crotch-sniff.
11> Confused PETA zealots and their red spray paint attacks.
10> Constant marking of territory required to keep Ed Asner and Robin Williams at bay.
9> Is that Martha Stewart anal or what?!
8> Latest Cosmo poll says back hair STILL a big turnoff.
7> Routine ass kickings from neighborhood pit bull.
6> Having to bail Warren Zevon out of the drunk tank twice a week.
5> Can't stop for a leisurely tongue bath without drawing an envious crowd.
4> Chicks don't dig human-carnage breath.
3> The grating way Barbara Walters pronounces your name.
2> Between gangs, British nannies, and O.J., nobody gives a rat's ass about a hair-covered snarling killer anymore.
and the Number 1 Complaint of Modern Day Werewolves...
1> Just can't get the goatee to look right.
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