"Doing it" by profession
"Hey! Your fly is open!"
"I Love You" in different languages
"What sign should we put up?"
$100 Tattoo (in a painful area)
'twas the night before impeachment
10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - actually 11 but.....
10 Things Men Know About Women
10 things only women understand
10 year old's marrying
100 Reasons Why it's great to be a bloke
101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)
12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
15 Cartoon Character Euphemisms for Death
16 Signs You Need to Find a New Support Group
19 Ways to KNOW you are a woman
1998 Best Newspaper Headlines
1999 Darwin Awards II
19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation
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