Thanksgiving thoughts

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In 1620, the first pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock -- which marked the country's first commercial tie-in after Ford and GM were outbid.

Thanksgiving is the day we give thanks for our cornucopia of plenty.... and feed Aunt Gertrude's asparagus Jello mold to Fido under the table.

A 17 pound Thanksgiving turkey has been delivered to the White House. The Clintons had planned to have a butterball, but Newt Gingrich declined the invitation.

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