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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, ''T-G-I-F'' (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, ''S-H-I-T'' (letters only).''

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, ''T-G-I-F'' again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, ''S-H-I-T.''

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly ''T-G-I-F'' another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, ''S-H-I-T.''

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, ''T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?''

The man answered, ''Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.''




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