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An old man was talking with his grandson...

"When I was a boy my Momma would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and six eggs."

The grandson says, "You just can't do that anymore..."

"Nope," Grandad replies, "Too many security cameras!"




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