If you look in the mirror and see a beer belly, bald head, big read nose, varicose veins, and a complexcion like leather... hey, look on the bright side. At least your eyesight hasn't gone yet!
Old lady on the porch: "I'm getting so old that all my friends in heaven will think I didn't make it!"
Woman: "Oh God! I'm convinced my mind is almost gone!"
Man: "I'm not surprised, you've been giving me a piece of it every day for the last twenty years!"
My wild oats have turned to all-bran.
You can't stay young for ever. But at least you can be immature for the rest of your life!
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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