Some dumb christmas jokes (G)
What did one Angel say to the other?
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants, no elephants!
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
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