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Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they want.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland" Bill says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Bill says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!! "

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!!" Clinton is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped. "The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!!!"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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