Horror movie-poster blurbs (G)
See the terror! Feel the shock! Live the horror!
If your flesh doesn't crawl, it's on too tight!
The Night Visitor
Stranglers of Bombay
See teenage girls thrust into the weird, pulsating cage of horror!
A beautiful woman by day, a lusting queen wasp by night!
The Wasp Woman
It will scare the living yell out of you!
How to Make a Monster
You'll be sick, sick, sick . . . from laughing!
A Bucket of Blood
They planted the living, and harvested the dead!
Invasion of the Blood Farmers
Something is happening. Send your men of science, quick!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
It just won't lay down and stay dead!
Special Singing Guest Star Neil Sedaka!
Sting of Death
Warning: Those easily nauseated approach with caution!
The Werewolf vs. Vampire Woman
Centuries of passion pent up in his savage heart!
creature from the black lagoon
He was a two-fisted, singing sea-ranger!
We cannot be responsible if you never sleep again!
In Flaming Hillbilly Color!
To caress me is to tempt death!
Before a Beautiful Girl. One Moment Later a Skeleton!
Teenagers from Outer Space
Parents may be shocked, but youth will understand!
Eighteen and Anxious
What happens to women without men?
Girls in Prison
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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