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A classic schoolyard joke where you say rubber buns and liquor after everything I say,

what did u have for breakfast?
rubber buns and liquor

what did u have for lunch?
rubber buns and liquor

what did u have for dinner?
rubber buns and liquor

what are you going to do tonight?
rubber buns and liquor (rub her buns and lick her)




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