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1 Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot

2 This is just a 15 minute power nap like they faved about in that time management course you sent me to

3 I was working smarter --- not harder

4 Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper

5 Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm

6 This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people

7 I was testing the keybord for droo;-resistance

8 It worked for Reagan, didn't it?

9 Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just wont wear off

10 I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I learnt at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend

11 This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dremt abuot work

12 I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

13 Hey! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem

14 They told me at the blood bank this might happen

15 I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day

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